Iona Grace is going to be part of a magic trick today. O.T. is going to use 2 columns fastened to her iron collar to cut Iona in half. Then, when she's divided and locked into place, he is going to go to work with a cane making each side equally red and engorged. It is made even more difficult as his splendid secretary squirms and writhes attempting to sigh with a bag over her head.